NFL 2017 Week 16 Recap

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On to the results: they were great. Yet again, an astounding winning percentage was achieved giving all members who chose to purchase SIN NFL picks a 67% win record on props, and we all celebrated with our best Sunday of the season.(horn toot, back pat).

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NFL Week 16

Game Lines: 4-3

Vikings/Packers o40.5 L

Saints -5.5 W

Tampa Bay +10 and ML +260 W,L

Steelers -8, Steelers -14.5 +200 W,W

Eagles -10 L

 

Props: 42-20

Jacoby Brissett (IND) Rushing Yards u17.5 +110 W

Randall Cobb (GB) Receiving Yards u53.5 +100 W

Jordy Nelson (GB) Receiving Yards o38.5 -105 L

Alex Collins (BAL) Rushing Yards u75.5 -115 W

Case Keenum (MIN) Total TD Passes u1.5 +125 W

Jamaal Williams (GB) Rushing Yards o48.5 +100 W

Case Keenum (MIN) Total TD Passes u1.5 +120 W

Randall Cobb (GB) Receiving Yards u53.5 -135 W

Jordy Nelson (GB) Receiving Yards o38.5 +100 L

 

Sunday

Philip Rivers (SD) Passing Yards -45.5 -115 vs NYJ QBs W

Todd Gurley (LAR) Rushing Yards -30.5 -115 v Murray W

Robert Woods (LAR) Receiving Yards -5.5 -115 v Matthews L

Delanie Walker (TEN) Receiving Yards u54.5 -115 W

Mike Evans (TB) Receiving Yards -15.5 -115 v Funchess W

Matt Ryan (ATL) Completions u24 -115 2x W,W

Michael Thomas (NO) Receiving Yards +10.5 -115 v Jones L

Delanie Walker (TEN) Receiving Yards u54.5 -125 W

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receiving Yards u56.5 -145 W

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receiving Yards u40.5 +105 W

Mark Ingram (NO) Rushing Yard o70.5 +120 L

Robby Anderson (NYJ) Receiving Yards u58.5 -115 W

Todd Gurley (LAR) Receiving Yards u39.5 -125 L

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receiving Yards u42.5 -115 W

Jonathan Stewart (CAR) Rushing Yards u60.5 -130 W

Christian McCaffrey (CAR) Rush+Receiving Yards u80.5 -115 W

Matt Ryan (ATL) Completions u22.5 -115 W

Mo Sanu (ATL) Receiving Yards u50.5 -115 W

Kareem Hunt (KC) Receiving Yards u26.5 -115 W

Tyrod Taylor (BUF) Rushing Yards u32.5 -115 W

Charles Clay (BUF) Receiving Yards u38.5 -115 W

Corey Davis (TEN) Receptions u3 -135 L

Mark Ingram (NO) Rushing Yard o69.5 +135 L

Kenny Stills (MIA) Receiving Yards o49.5 +130 W

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receiving Yards u45.5 +145 L

Michael Thomas (NO) Receiving Yards o75.5 +130 L

 

Afternoon Games

Paul Richardson (SEA) Receiving Yards o52.5 +100 L

Ezekiel Elliott (DAL) Rushing Yards u108.5 -110 W

Russell Wilson (SEA) Rushing Yards -10.5 -110 v Prescott L

Paul Richardson (SEA) Receiving Yards o47.5 -115 L

Leonard Fournette (JAX) Rushing Yards -10.5 -115 v Hyde L

Dez Bryant (DAL) Receiving Yards +12.2 -130 v Baldwin W

Ezekiel Elliott (DAL) Rushing Yards u110.5 -130 W

 

Monday Afternoon Football

Martavis Bryant (PIT) Receptions u4.5 -105 W

TJ Yates (HOU) Completions u17.5 -115 W

Lamar Miller (HOU) Rushing Yards u56.5 -115 W

Will Fuller (HOU) Receiving Yards u38.5 -105 W

Leveon Bell (PIT) Receiving Yards u47.5 +105 W

Juju Smith-Shuster (PIT) Receiving Yards +10.5 -120 v Hopkins W

Leveon Bell (PIT) Receiving Yards u50.5 -130 W

Juju Smith-Shuster (PIT) Receiving Yards +12.5 -115 v Hopkins W

Leveon Bell (PIT) Receiving Yards u50.5 -115 W

Martavis Bryant (PIT)Receiving Yards  -18.5 -115 v Fuller W

Marshawn Lynch (OAK) Rushing Yards u55.5 -120 L

Seth Roberts (OAK) Receiving Yards u32.5 -120 W

Zach Ertz (PHI) Receiving Yards u60.5 -120 L

Derek Carr (OAK) Rushing Yards o2.5 -115 W

Zach Ertz (PHI) Receiving Yards u59.5 -130 L

Jay Ajayi (PHI) Rushing Yards -12.5 -110 v Lynch L

Nick Foles (PHI) Passing Yards -2.5 -115 v Carr W

Marshawn Lynch (OAK) Rushing Yards u58.5 -135 L

Nelson Agholor (PHI) Receiving Yards -12.5 -115 v Roberts L

 

Game Lines Season: 76-50-6 (60.3%)

Props Season: 619-428-4 (59.1%)

 

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