NFL 2017 Week 5 Recap

It’s not easy being perfect, as any perfect person will happily tell you. It’s actually kind of a burden to be perfect due to the disbelief and resentment encountered from most people around you. However, that didn’t stop the world’s biggest gambling degenerate AnonymousGamblr from going absolutely perfect on his Monday Night Football plays yesterday and smoking the house with an 8-0 record.

Now to be fair, that made up for a “mediocre Sunday” by our standards, but our standards are pretty damn high around here: A.G. only went 36-31 on prop wagers that day, which is a lower winning percentage than what we’re used to. That said, when you’re hot you’re hot, and when you’re not you’re not…but when we’re not, we’re still winning. So this week we saw a little bit of everything here at the constantly successful Sports Information Network, but we all still ended up ahead in both cash  and units won.

As always, everyone subscribing to our service gave themselves an advantage with our laser-focused betting advice ttailored to specific online sportsbooks. Oh – and as a bonus for Canadian Thanksgiving, AnonymousGamblr not only published his picks this week for free on Sunday a few minutes before kickoff, he also sent out 4 smoking hot NCAA College Football picks as a gift to our subscribers:

Tulane -4.5

Colorado St. -8.5

Cincy +17

Buffalo +7

If watching on Saturday, you saw Cincy were down by 30 points when the game was called off due to lightning and settled as “no action” by the sportsbooks. So yes – this made A.G. absolutely perfect for college football this week as well. Stuff that in your Canadian turkeys you bunch of hosers.

Anyway, below are NFL picks you could have had delivered to your inbox. We’re offering a new “Rest of Season Package” for $360, so if wanting to buy NFL gambling picks to get in on the action, now’s your chance…

Game Lines 6-2

Chargers +3 +100/-105/-110  and ML  +130 and up W, W

Cardinals +6.5 -110 and ML +230 and up L, L

Ravens +3 -115 and ML +135 and up W,W

Chiefs -1.5/-2 W

Vikings/Bears Under 41 +100 W

Props: 36-31

Eli Manning (NYG) +2.5 Passing Yards v Rivers L

AJ Green (CIN) Receiving Yards u85.5 -115 L

Ben Roethlisberger (PIT) -24.5 Passing Yards v Bortles W

LeVeon Bell (PIT) -15.5 (-145) Rushing Yards v Fournette L

LaGarrette Blount (PHI) Rushing Yards u62.5 -145 L

Golden Tate (DET) -1.5 Receiving Yards v Benjamin L

Eli Manning (NYG) Completions u24.5 +130 W

Melvin Gordon (LAC) Rushing Yards o60.5 -135 W

Kelvin Benjamin (CAR) Receiving Yards u62.5 -130 W

Golden Tate (DET) -0.5 Receiving Yards +100 vs Benjamin L

Jonathan Stewart (DET) Rushing Yards u57.5 -125 W

Tyrod Taylor (BUF) Rushing Yards u30.5 -115 W

LeSean McCoy (BUF) Receiving Yards u39.5 -115 W

Martavias Bryant (PIT) Receiving Yards u45.5 -110 W

Tyrod Taylor (BUF) Rushing Yards u32 -125 W

Bilal Powell (NYJ) Rushing Yards o59.5 +125 L

DeShone Kizer (CLE) Rushing Yards u25.5 -125 L

Jacoby Brissett (IND) Rushing Yards u20.5 +120 W

Kelvin Benjamin (CAR) Receiving Yards u60.5 -140 W

Tyrod Taylor (BUF) Rushing Yards u33.5 -115 W

LeSean McCoy (BUF) Receiving Yards u40.5 -115 W

Charles Clay (BUF) Receiving Yards u45.5 -115 W

Jay Cutler (MIA) Completions o19.5 -125 x2 L, L

Jay Ajayi (MIA) Rushing Yards u75.5 -115 L

Frank Gore (IND) Rushing Yards u56.5 -115 W

Cam Newton (CAR) Rushing Yards u25.5 -130 W

Jonathan Stewart (CAR) Rushing Yards u56.5 -120 W

Kelvin Benjamin (CAR) Receiving Yards u59.5 -115 W

Cardinals +6.5 -105 ML +240 L, L

Jaguars +7.5 -110 W

Afternoon Games

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receiving Yards +17.5 -110 vs Baldwin L

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receiving Yards o47.5 +110 L

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receptions o3.5 +115 L

Dez Bryant (DAL) Receiving Yards u72.5 +110 W

Dez Bryant (DAL) Receiving Yards u67.5 -110 W

Dak Prescott (DAL) Rushing Yards u22.5 -115 L

Dez Bryant (DAL) Receiving Yards u70.5 -115 W

Todd Gurley (LAR) Receiving Yards o28.5 +100 L

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receiving Yards o47.5 +100 L

Sammy Watkins (LAR) Receptions o3.5 -105 L

Dez Bryant (DAL) Receiving Yards u69.5 +120 W

Sunday Night Football

DeAndre Hopkins (HOU) Receiving Yards u76.5 -125 W

Travis Kelce (KC) Receiving Yards u62.5 -130 L

Tyreek Hill (KC) Receiving Yards u62.5 -140 L

Kareem Hunt (KC) Receiving Yards u31.5 -120 W

Tyreek Hill (KC) Receiving Yards u62.5 -125 L

Travis Kelce (KC) Receiving Yards u63.5 -120 L

Deshaun Watson (HOU) Rushing Yards u30.5 -115 2x L, L

DeAndre Hopkins (HOU) Receiving Yards u76.5 -120 W

Deshaun Watson (HOU) Rushing Yards u31.5 -115 2x W, W

Deshaun Watson (HOU) Rushing Yards u28.5 +110 L

Chris Conley (KC) Receiving Yards u30.5 -115 L

Tyreek Hill (KC) Receiving Yards u62.5 -130 L

Travis Kelce (KC) Receiving Yards u62.5 -115 L

DeAndre Hopkins (HOU) Receiving Yards u75.5 -115 W

Will Fuller (HOU) -12.5 Receiving Yards v Conley L

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Monday Night Football

***Game Line: Under 41 +100 W

***Latavias Murry (MIN) Rushing Yards u54.5 -140 W

***Mitch Trubisky (CHI) Passing Yards u220.5 -120 W

***Tarik Cohen (CHI) Rush+Receiving Yards u64.5 -145 W

***Tarik Cohen (CHI) Receiving Yards u29.5 -120 W

***Mitch Trubisky (CHI) Rushing Yards o14.5 +100 W

***Tarik Cohen (CHI) Receiving Yards u30 +105 W

***Jordan Howard (CHI) Rushing Yards o60.5 -105 W

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Season:

Game Lines: 25-6

Props: 129-89

 

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