NFL 2017 Week 6 Recap

Well what do you know? Yet another week of winning SIN gambling picks courtesy of everyone’s most despised tout, AnonymousGamblr… and we even had a surprise mystery guest give out a few selections on Sunday night. You just never know who’s going to drop in around here with some good advice.

This week there was a little bit of turmoil with choices and we did much better at certain sportsbooks than others, which of course happens occasionally. It is called “gambling”, after all. As you know by now, we don’t tell you in our recaps which lines were at which books because that information is reserved for paid subscribers of our service, (and they couldn’t be happier with the results). 2017 NFL Week 6 ended as our sixth consecutive winning week and at this point, we have no idea what losing feels like.

In a dramatic twist, AnonymousGamblr got suspended from giving out free plays for Sunday Night Football because his earlier picks were so stinky. Remember kids, free NFL betting advice is supposed to lead to gains.

Anyway, sports static mathematician Jacques Tannenbaum tagged in for some freebies and went a fantastic 3-0, with his direct quote being, That Giant’s line was a joke. Thanks, for the free cash, Jacques! For anyone wondering, Jacques is a professional who was an original architect on an algorithm we use to figure out prop plays. These days he basically just sits in front of 8 computer monitors chain smoking while his wife constantly goes to the store to make sure he doesn’t run out of Pepsi and meat sticks.

Now it’s time for a quick math lesson for younger readers still not understanding what the hell is going on here. In short, you have to spend money to make money and if not spending, you’re not earning – nothing in life is free and our service is no different. Personally, I only bet game lines because I’m old school like that and if putting $100 on every one of ours so far this year you’d be up $2,400. A 32-8 record speaks for itself and considering I’ve been at this for over 20 years and have the bankroll to actually wager $500 on every pick, you know I’m living large this season.

Some are now probably saying, “Listen, Dick. I’m a Millennial – I don’t have any money, and the few dollars I have go towards maintaining my image as a malnourished lumberjack.” Yes, Millennial – I know moustache wax and skinny jeans are expensive, which is why I’m trying to help you here. Get some scratch together, buy winning football selections, get down, win beaucoup cash, and then you’ll have all the vintage trucker hats and gender-neutral chia seeds your little heart desires. Maybe one day you can even afford to get your own place!

You can do it, Millennial – you’re special! March upstairs right now and demand $10,000 from your mother so you can invest it in a “guaranteed winner”. Just tell her you’re buying into a patented recipe for gluten-free kombucha with 50% of the profits going towards saving baby seals.

To be honest, she doesn’t give a rat’s ass what you’re investing it in – your poor mother is so desperate to get you out of her basement that she’ll be handing you a check in less than 10 seconds. You see, it’s always been her and your father’s dream to turn that basement into their own personal sex dungeon and they assumed that you would have moved out years ago. So don’t buy our NFL picks for yourself, don’t buy them for us, or for the androgynous friends that you hang out with in your safe space – buy them for your dear mother’s sex dungeon, you selfish sponge. Moving on…

Here are picks subscribers had sitting in their inboxes at 11:30am on Sunday morning. We hope everyone who hammered them is going out for a lobster dinner this week – you all deserve it. Here’s how money was won…

Game Lines: 7-2

Detroit Lions +4 -110 and Moneyline +180 L,L

Minnesota Vikings +3 -110 and M: +140 W,W

Arizona Cardinals ML +105 W

San Diego Chargers +3.5 -115 and ML +150 W,W

Titans -6.5 x o46.5 Parlay W,W

 

Props: 44-29-1

Jets Qb’s Passing +80.5 v Tom Brady W

Matt Ryan (ATL) Passing Yards -50.5 -115 v Miami QBs W

Flacco (BAL) Passing Yards -12.5 -115 v Trubisky W

Ben Watson (BAL) +8.5 Receiving v Miller W

Kirk Cousins (WAS) -15.5 Passing v Hoyer W

Terrelle Pryor (WAS) +18.5 Receiving v Garcon 2 x L,L

Jarvis Landry (MIA) Receiving Yards o62.5 -110 L

Julio Jones (ATL) Receiving Yards o82.5 -110 2x L,L

Jay Ajayi (MIA) Rushing Yards u74.5 -110 L

Chris Hogan (NE) Receptions o4.5 +100 L

Jordy Nelson (GB) Receptions o5.5 +135 W

Coby Fleener (NO) Receiving Yards o30.5 +115 L

Eric Ebron (DET) Receiving Yards o27.5 +105 L

Ameer Abdullah (DET) Rushing Yards u57.5 -125 W

Deshaun Watson (HOU) Rushing Yards u29.5 +105 W

Chris Hogan (NE) Receptions o4.5 -105 L

Coby Fleener (NO) Receptions o3 +105 L

Martellus Bennett (GB) Receptions u3.5 -115 W

Jordan Howard (CHI) Rushing Yards u69.5 -125 L

Isaiah Crowell (CLE) Rushing Yards o44.5 -105 W

Deshaun Watson (HOU) Completions o20.5 -120 L

Deshaun Watson (HOU) Rushing Yards u30.5 -140 W

Deandre Hopkins (HOU) Receiving Yards u79.5 -115 W

Tom Brady (NE) Completions u26.5 -140 W

Devante Adams (GB) Receiving Yards u60.5 -115 W

Martellus Bennett (GB) Receiving Yards u38.5 -115 W

Jordan Howard (CHI) Rushing Yards u69.5 -120 L

Brian Hoyer (SF) Completions u22.5 -115 W

Pierre Garcon (SF) Receiving Yards u71.5 -115 W

Minnesota +3.5 -115 and ML +155 W,W

Martellus Bennett (GB) Receptions u3.5 -105 W

Jordan Reed (WAS) Receptions o4.5 -115 L

Coby Fleener (NO) Receptions o3 -115 L

Isaiah Crowell (CLE) Rushing Yards o46.5 +100 W

Afternoon Games:

Alex Smith (KC) Passing Yards +14.5 -110 v Roethlisberger W

Ben Roethlisberger (PIT) Passing Yards u257.5 -110 W

Leonard Fournette (JAX) Rushing Yards u84.5 -120 L

Todd Gurley (LAR) Rushing Yards o82.5 +105 W

Todd Gurley (LAR) Rushing Yards +2.5 -115 v Fournette 2x L,L

Ben Roethlisberger (PIT) Completions u23.5 -115 W

Travis Kelce (KC) Receiving Yards u68.5 -115 W

LeVeon Bell (PIT) Receiving Yards u40.5 -115 W

Leonard Fournette (JAX) Rushing Yards u83.5 -115 L

Doug Martin (TB) Rushing Yards u61.5 +100 W

Amari Cooper (OAK) Receiving Yards o55.5 +125 L

Desean Jackson (TB) Receiving Yards u59.5 +115 W

DeSean Jackson (TB) Receptions u4.5 -115 W

Leonard Fournette (JAX) Rushing Yards u86.5 -120 L

Doug Martin (TB) Rushing Yards u65.5 -125 W

Leveon Bell (PIT) Receiving Yards u40.5 -115 W

Antonio Brown (PIT) Receiving Yards u98.5 -120 L

Keenan Allen (LAC) Receiving Yards u75.5 -115 W

Sunday Nighter:

Eli Manning (NYG) Completions u20.5 +130 W

Eli Manning (NYG) Completions u21.5 -115 W

Eli Manning (NYG) Completions u22.5 -130 W

Demaryius Thomas (DEN) Receptions o5 +135 W

CJ Anderson (DEN) Rushing Yards u84.5 +105 W

Eli Manning (NYG) Completions u21.5 -105 W

Monday Nighter:

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receiving Yards u62.5 -125 L

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receptions u3.5 +135 L

TY Hilton (IND) Receiving Yards u76.5 -110 W

Jack Doyle (IND) Receptions u3.5 +125 L

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receptions u3.5 +140 L

TY Hilton (IND) Receiving Yards u76.5 -115 W

Demarco Murray (TEN) Rushing Yards u75.5 -120 W

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receiving Yards u62.5 -115 L

Rishard Matthews (TEN) Receptions u4 +100 P

Eric Decker (TEN) Receiving Yards u38.5 -115 L

Eric Decker (TEN) +5.5 -135 Receiving Yards v Moncrief W

TY Hilton (IND) Receiving Yards u75.5 -105 W

Season Totals: 

Game Lines 32-8

Props: 173-118-1

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