NFL 2018 Week 8 Recap

 

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Let’s see how we did for NFL 2018 Week 8:

Game Lines: 1-6 (17%)

Props: 22-19-1 (53.7%)

TNF

Miami Dolphins +7.5 L
Kenyan Drake under 4.5 receptions W
Kenyan Drake under 30.5 receiving yards L
Deshaun Watson over 19.5 rushing yards L
Will Fuller under 69.5 receiving yards L
DeAndre Hopkins under 7 receptions W
Devante Parker over 33.5 receiving yards W

Sunday

Jacksonville Jaguars +4 L
Baltimore Ravens -2.5 L
Detroit Lions -3 L
New York Jets +9.5 L
Arizona Cardinals +2.5 W
Patrick Mahomes under 315.5 passing yards W
Kareem Hunt under 87.5 rushing yards W
Sam Darnold over 201.5 passing yards L
Patrick Mahomes under 15.5 rushing yards W
Alex Smith over 13.5 rushing yards L
Christian McCaffrey under 45.5 receiving yards W
Devin Funchess under 4.5 receptions W
Cam Newton under 41.5 rushing yards L
Willie Snead under 4.5 receptions L
Michael Crabtree under 5 receptions W
Golden Tate under 6 receptions L
Doug Baldwin over 4.5 receptions L
Russell Wilson over 21 completions L
Travis Kelce under 80.5 receiving yards W
Travis Kelce under 6 receptions P
Patrick Mahomes under 24.5 completions W
James Conner under 82.5 rushing yards L
Robert Woods under 6 receptions W
Larry Fitzgerald under 5 receptions L
Jared Cook over 4.5 receptions L
T Y Hilton under 5.5 receptions W
Todd Gurley over 34.5 receiving yards W
Derek Carr under 25.5 completions W
Aaron Rodgers under 312.5 passing yards W
Drew Brees under 310.5 passing yards W
Stefon Diggs under 6.5 receptions L
Kirk Cousins under 310.5 passing yards L
Adam Thielen under 112.5 receiving yards W
Alvin Kamara over 47.5 receiving yards L
Alvin Kamara under 58.5 receiving yards W
Alvin Kamara under 50.5 rushing yards W

Monday

Buffalo Bills +14 L
Zay Jones under 3 receptions L
Zay Jones over 29.5 receiving yards W
Charles Clay over 23.5 receiving yards W
James White under 6 receptions L
Julian Edelman under 6 receptions L

Current Record for 2018 NFL Season

Game Lines: 32-30-1 (51.6%)

Props: 209-166-6 (55.7%)

Not a terrible week but certainly not “lobster-worthy” – it’s a good thing we started the year off with a bang. I’m sure we’ll bounce back soon, though. Anyone wanting to hop on board The Pain Train can punch their ticket for $249…literally the best deal around…go check what our competitors charge. We’ll see you back here soon…